Just a thought... well many thoughts..

1. I love you like crazy. You're my best friend and my sister. We're so crazy alike yet way different. Sometimes it's kind of hard to be around you cause you're so much prettier than me but I'm not going to let that bother me. I'm so glad I have you in my life. We have way too many ridiculous inside jokes, it should be illegal.
2. God you're amazing. People aren't born nice. Not like you. You are truly sincerely and honestly nice and it's so rare to find someone like that. I wish there was a way to make up for how terribly I treated you all those years and it took some serious guts to stick it through that long and for us to become the friends we are today. I really hope you get everything you deserve out of life.
3. Wow, we have some crazy good times, no joke. Our inside jokes go above and beyond your typical inside joke. Our jokes are personal, no one would understand except us. You're so much fun and I love how shy you are around some people but how comfortable and yourself you are with me. It makes me feel really special. Also, you're so pretty. I'm jealous. No joke. I can't wait for new years!
4. I'm sorry. But you're a huge bitch. You are so odd as a friend. The only time I don't completely hate your guts is when we're actually together. Then I can actually stand you and sometimes enjoy you around, but as soon as you leave and somehow I hear or see you do something like the immature bullshit you always pull I hate you and want to run you over with a tractor. Also, grow up.
5. I'm sad to say I don't really know you as well as I'd like. You're so much fun but somehow we've just never really connected or had an inside joke. I hope this year does good for our friendship cause I absolutely love you to death.
6. I'm just a little bit dissapointed in you. I know you are very similar to the girl I knew growing up but it seems like you've lost a little bit of control and you care WAY WAY too much what other people think of you. I also think you beat yourself up for no good reason and I really think you should take more joy out of the simple things in life, like movies and sleepovers and going to Denny's at one in the morning NOT hammered out of your mind. It's the way to live girl. Trust me. I also love you. I've never had a friend like you other than you. I really appreciate you for that.
7. In an odd way I really do look up to you. You're talented and one of a kind and you're so much deeper than meets the eye and unlike with others, it didn't take me long to see that in you. Sometimes I think we are a little too much alike and it's a little odd, especially since out of all the people we mutually know you like me the least. It's almost like you're me in boy form. I know it's odd but I respect you and I really find you to be a laugh and a lot of fun. It sucks that it's such a strain for you to even acknowledge my existance. I hope I don't bother you anyway.
8. I miss you a lot. I'd just like to say. I wish you missed me too but it really doesn't seem like you do. I wish you'd let me know if you did.
9. I would seriously like to punch you in the fucking face. You don't understand anything and you're so rude and terrible to people. Also, SHUT THE FUCK UP ! I hope somebody punches your fucking face into oblivion in high school. Or runs you over or shoves your head in a locker and slams it. Any or ALL of the above would be an extreme understatement of what you deserve.
10. Oh my gosh. I love you. You brighten my day and make my life, seriously. You're so much fun and you actually don't even care about anything at all you just jump right in and talk to everyone and that's such a great quality. You'd make an awesome boyfriend I could tell, but I don't like you like that, so don't worry.